Obnoxious Blame
If you have to ask, don't.
What the card says
“If you have to ask, don't.”
What this card does in Dramanoes
“If you have to ask, don't.” is one of the 72 Blame cards in Dramanoes, and one of the 12 that target the Obnoxious trait. The “Match to Flaw” line at the bottom is the rule in four words: you may play this card onto any Obnoxious Flaw card in front of any player.
Land it and that Flaw becomes permanent for its owner. Every Obnoxious Blame is interchangeable, so it is the Flaw on the table that decides whether this card is worth holding.
Every Obnoxious Flaw card this Blame matches
This Blame is marked “Match to Flaw”, and it matches all 12 Obnoxious Flaw cards below — play it onto any of them.
The other 11 Obnoxious Blame cards
Twelve different ways to pin Obnoxious on somebody, all interchangeable in play.
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So you're the one mowing your lawn at night. -
Nobody drinks at an intervention! -
Stop telling people we're friends. -
Cautionary tales warn their kids about you. -
Of course you need a reservation. -
You gotta quit cutting your own hair. -
I'm on your side. Unless we're picking sides. -
I guess I had to be there. -
Your playlist killed the vibe. -
Stop gatekeeping my hobby. -
Seek advice.
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