One of six traits
Obnoxious cards
Obnoxious is one of the six traits in Dramanoes, and like every trait it comes with 12 Flaw cards and 12 Blame cards. Any Obnoxious Blame can be played onto any Obnoxious Flaw — that is the whole matching rule, and it is why these 24 cards belong together.
Pick up five permanent Obnoxious Flaws and you are out of the game. Searched Reddit for what the Obnoxious cards say? Every one is transcribed below, straight from the printed deck.
The 12 Obnoxious Flaw cards
Each names a character who embodies obnoxious behaviour, with the line they would say.
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Caller Blocked -
Punchline Pirate -
Cocktail Exit -
Driving Me Nuts -
Moody Foodie -
Crybully -
Fauxpologizer -
X-treme-ist -
Efficiency Tutor -
Junk Mail -
Footloose -
Lonely Hearts Club
- Caller Blocked — “Gotta take this call.”
- Punchline Pirate — “Oh, this joke is hilarious.”
- Cocktail Exit — “[Chugs wine] "Uh-oh — need a refill!"”
- Driving Me Nuts — “You missed the turn. Again.”
- Moody Foodie — “I'll go if they have a new chef.”
- Crybully — “Why are my victims always picking on me?”
- Fauxpologizer — “Soooooooo sorrrrrrrrry!”
- X-treme-ist — “If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room.”
- Efficiency Tutor — “Still tying your shoes the old way?”
- Junk Mail — “Was your trip as boring as your postcard?”
- Footloose — “Dance like nobody's judging.”
- Lonely Hearts Club — “They're not in like with you.”
The 12 Obnoxious Blame cards
Twelve interchangeable ways to pin obnoxious on somebody. Each is printed “Match to Flaw”.
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If you have to ask, don't. -
So you're the one mowing your lawn at night. -
Nobody drinks at an intervention! -
Stop telling people we're friends. -
Cautionary tales warn their kids about you. -
Of course you need a reservation. -
You gotta quit cutting your own hair. -
I'm on your side. Unless we're picking sides. -
I guess I had to be there. -
Your playlist killed the vibe. -
Stop gatekeeping my hobby. -
Seek advice.
- “If you have to ask, don't.”
- “So you're the one mowing your lawn at night.”
- “Nobody drinks at an intervention!”
- “Stop telling people we're friends.”
- “Cautionary tales warn their kids about you.”
- “Of course you need a reservation.”
- “You gotta quit cutting your own hair.”
- “I'm on your side. Unless we're picking sides.”
- “I guess I had to be there.”
- “Your playlist killed the vibe.”
- “Stop gatekeeping my hobby.”
- “Seek advice.”